My teacher said to my I’m a failure, that I’ll never amount to anything.
I scoffed at him.
Shocked, my teacher asked what’s so funny, my future is on the line.
“Well…you see professor” I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand.
“I play Morrowind.”
The class is shocked, they merely play pleb games like Elder Scrolls Blades to feign intelligence, not grasping the lore.
“…how? I can’t even understand it’s sheer nuance and subtlety.”
“Well you see… I’M A GOD! HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD? WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE!”
One line student CHIMs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is.
It’s none other than Michael Kirkbride.