Yo guys, it’s ya boi, Young Megaphone. Today was crazy, started my day by going to the dentist’s office. Went in there this morning and thought, “this is going to be a pretty chill day,” (spoiler alert, was not a chill day), I sat down in the dental chair, dude starts pokin’ around in my mouth (like most dentists do), but then he starts pokin’ around in my tum tum, and my cheekbones, and my chin chin. I’m like “uh, definitely violating some personal boundaries my guy.” But then, I’m thinkin’, “this guy’s a dentist, it’s probably just a prank.” Go home, look in the mirror, and realized this dude performed liposuction on me! Kind of over it now, but looking back at it, unconsentual liposuction is definitely gonna knock a star off your Yelp review.