# [Justin Bieber](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Justin%20Bieber)

A Canadian android disguised as a 12 year old transexual sent back in time from the year 2056. It’s mission is to sabotage America’s resources, economy, and military, all while using the image of a pop singer to transmit it’s signals (it’s “music,” so to speak), subliminally brainwashing the American public. The more public appeal it gains, the more access it’s signals have to America’s networks. So far, these signals have resulted in the stock market crash of 2008 and continue to increase the calculated [**national debt**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=national%20debt) at an exponential rate, they have scanned through the US military network and are setting up false scenarios in Iran and other countries, and have [**incepted**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=incepted) the premise of [**SOPA**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SOPA) into Texas Represenative [**Lamar S. Smith’s**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lamar%20S.%20Smith%27s) mind. Once America finds itself in a vulnerable enough state, Bieber will send a protocol through it’s signal, rendering all of it’s listeners into mindless drones at it’s command. With a vast majority of the American public [**under it’s**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=under%20it%27s) control, Canada will prepare their strike against America. Once victory is claimed, Canada will secure it’s spot as the most powerful nation in the world, keeping all others in fear that the same will happen to them.

*Gentlemen, we must take out Justin Bieber at all costs! Once it is* [***eliminated***](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eliminated)*, we must* [***retaliate***](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=retaliate) *against Canada to ensure it never comes into existence! For those who are about to fight and die for this noble cause, we* [***salute***](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=salute) *you!*