Nigga nogga my nippa scrippa. I wuz een church da other day and Jesus on a flying jellybean emerged from the men’s toilet donned in a gas mask and ghillie suit while I was in there washing my hands trying to shake off the grease from that burger. Jesus looked at me after taking off his gas mask and said “my child, you know my face.” I was amazed and I thought I was crazy before “yes, my Lord” emerged from my mouth after looking at him. He took out a dragunov and put it in his asshole after asking me to put Vaseline all over that thing. He asked me to pull the trigger and I did, because he’s Jesus. Angels flew out of his mouth on they own jellybeans and woooooooosh the world ended. I iz da prime witness. What an epic day bruh.