So I was trying on some of my brother’s (who I will call θ) clothes. While doing so I got really fucking horny thinking about how fat of an ass Taylor Swift has and nearly came right then and there. So I started jacking off thinking of her pussy and came in my pants. I have a problem where I also shart a little when I orgasm because of my prostate. θ gets home and finds them absolutely destroyed and since we live alone together he blames me. θ’s forcing me to pay for replacements. So reddit, AITA?