Uh… that’s blatantly fucking false. You’ve touched on a point that’s very dear to me.

The greatest dinosaur cop movie of all time, and also the greatest buddy cop *or* dinosaur movie of all time is Theodore Rex.

Straight to VHS. Around $34 million dollars. Starring Whoopi Goldberg as the partner of Theodore, in what was rumoured to be a forced role to fulfil her contractual obligations for another movie. She was sued for 20 million dollars for refusing to star in the movie, to which she quickly acquiesced… for a 2 million dollar pay raise.

It tackles the hard hitting themes of corporate elitism as well as racism… but only racism against Dinosaurs, which is objectively the worst kind. He wears 3 pairs of Converse, one shoe for each claw on his feet. It also satirises the institutional sexism in the police force by having Theodore just… sexually harass a woman in public actually. He tailwhips her on the arse.

Kung Fury and Training Day aren’t even local film award nominations next to this masterpiece.

Any questions that don’t praise [Theodore Rex](https://youtu.be/dY7gsUL9Xkk) can fuck off. Thanks for reading.