Okay, story time Yesterday my sister died RIGHT next to the vent where I keep my snickerdoodles, so naturally I yelled “BODY REPORTED!” My mom yelled at me for screaming and saw that my sister had died, my mom started crying for some reason, then I said- “BLUE SUS” (She was wearing a blue shirt at the time :P) then I brutally stabbed her 12 times, then crawled into the vent, ez imposter win