Do you think proper cropping procedure is a fucking joke? Are you even trying?

You zoomed in, compressed the image, did what you must to preserve the 4chan experience and keep the image readable. That part’s fine.

But using a FUCKING ROUNDED OFF SQUARE as a picture border? Is this on your Instagram page? Are you a 14-year-old whore who tries to use shitty crops to get the good side of your face, and it spilled into your r/4chan crop skill?

And THEN you fucking PUT THE BOTTOM TWO IMAGES OFF-CENTER? Did you make this on your phone? Do you also have Phase 5 Terminal Parkinson’s?

I’m disappointed. Farmers and hairstylists are great people, they respect their crops. But you, OP, you are a disrespectful mother fucker. You make mr.noodlecrop a few posts above you look like a master photoshopper, as in the kind who puts celebrities’ faces on nude bodies and makes it look seamless, as if it’s really them. You can fuck right off.