IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT! NEED IT, HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! NOT THE KNEE, NOT THE ARM, NOT THE SPINE, FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACE-FACE-FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACESHOT! BOOM!! SQUISH!! YAY!!


SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW!

BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!

AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE… FACESHOOTING O’CLOCK! BONGGGGG!

KNOCK KNOCK!! WHO’S THERE?! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!! END OF JOKE!

I’M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!!

 …I NOTICE YOU HAVEN’T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY!

Maybe you’re weighing the moral pros and cons, but let me assure you that – OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!


\[gunshot\]


THANK YOU!
\[dies\]