I’ve told this story here before, but I’ll repeat it because it still amuses me. I had a friend in high school who was very socially awkward. We were all out one night, and he finally lucked up and had an opportunity to lose his virginity. The girl was on the big side, but he was slightly buzzed and encouraged by peer-pressure, so he took her to the back seat of her car. They were only in there five minutes tops, when he came sulking back and she jumped in the driver’s seat of her car and left. We questioned him for a while before he finally gave in and told us what had happened. She was ready for some fancy time, so he decided to go for it before she changed her mind. He dropped trou and mounted her. After a few moments of vigorous pumping, that he was thoroughly enjoying, she started making odd murmuring noises. He looked up and saw a concerned look on her face. He asked if she was ok, and she replied, “you’re not in.” He raised up and looked down, only to realized he had been fucking her in a fat fold. He jumped off, apologized, yanked his pants up, and walked away. Apparently she was mortified and decided to just leave. He was traumatized so much by the experience that I don’t know if he ever officially lost his virginity.