You think the eggs are your ally? I was BORN for the purpose of carrying
them, molded by them. Before you had even eaten your first omelette, I
consumed two dozen eggs every day, in order to help me get large. Now,
I eat three dozen eggs every day, and I am as large as a barge! Think,
what is the purpose of a barge!? to carry things, specifically eggs!
FROM THE MOMENT OF MY CONCEPTION IN THE WOMB, MY MOTHER WHISPERED TO ME,
GENTLY YET WITH VIGOR, THAT MY SOLE REASON FOR EXISTENCE IS TO CARRY
EGGS, OF EVERY KIND, SIZE, SHAPE AND COLOR!🐔!🥚!🐔! Through decades of
devotion and study, I have honed my skills to discern the breed,
species, genus, order, class and phylum of any and every egg-laying
organism known to science, and some of my own discovery, unknown to man.
Through rigorous dietary refinement, I have determined which eggs to
consume to cover my needs for every nutrient, as have my parents before
me. MY BODY IS 100% EGGS AND NOTHING ELSE!🥚!🐔!🥚! EGG IS MY BODY AND
EGG IS MY BLOOD! FROM THE EGGS I CAME, AND THE EGGS I MUST CARRY, NOT
BY CHOICE BUT BY DUTY, UNTIL THE MOMENT OF MY LAST BREATH! When I feel
the pangs of death are upon me, I will thoroughly implant my body with
the eggs of various insects. Upon my last breath, my egg-borne comrades
shall gnaw through my flesh and bring forth new life. FROM THE EGGS I
CAME, AND UNTO THE EGGS I WILL RETURN! 🥚! 🥚!