Rainbow grenade. Turns you gay. The USAF had been dropping them over Afghanistan and got sued when one was too close and started turning OUR men gay. They kept it hush hush, big settlement to keep then quiet. Now they live happily ever after with their husbands. They’ve been putting it in the aquifers over here ever since. Well it’s in the groundwater now. It works it’s way up the food chain. Those aquifers dont replenish quickly. They take long enough that we’ll all be gay by the time they do. The natural silt filters when it seeps through but it doesnt work well enough. After all we cant all shit in where water bottling plants get their water. Its underground after all. After they made them into bombs and got it to aerolsize on contact they could just put it in the air conditioners.