Dogs are better than women. Don’t believe me? Lock them both in your car for an hour and see which one will be happy to see you. That’s right. The dog will be happy, but the girl will just be whining about something like the wage gap or that you shouldn’t hit her butt in public.
Another reason: will your wife lick peanut butter off of where ever you put it? Probably not. But. Dogs. Will. Dogs are better!
Also, if you like cats, then you are probably either gay or a midget, because cats are pointless and will only poop in boxes.
Back to the main point, women are always complaining about one thing or another, but dogs can’t talk. If you try to have an intelligent conversation with a female, all you will hear is about how “there’s a wage gap” or, “Get your hands off of me, you greasy hobo!” On the other side of the coin, having a conversation with a dog is like you are talking to a wall. In a good way. If you try to tell them about your 9/11 conspiracy, they won’t tell you to “get out of there house” like a girl would.
Also, chihuahuas aren’t dogs. They are gross little goblin babies.