Well I’ve been active on Reddit for over a half dozen years. I have numerous OC posts that have hit r/bestof (I even hit best of today that I deleted) or /r/popular. I’ve been gilded several times in both niche subreddits and mainstream ones. My karma counts are high as shit and I am routinely summoned to various places to drop some expertise. I’m routinely approached by outside entities to sell my account for real money (highest offer so far is $1,200) due to being recognized as a subject matter expert in several subreddits with real marketing potential.

If you look at my post history from day one to now, things definitely haven’t changed. Definitely still me, definitely still here.

Who gives a shit.

Outside of the fake Internet world I’ve still been through all 24 time zones, more than two dozen countries, had decent personal success in four different career fields. (Real estate brokerage, the automotive business, the military and now robotics)

I’ve used a corporate expense account to bail motherfuckers out of jail and ridden on horseback down the real no shit Silk Road on the path that Marco Polo followed Once Upon a Time.

I’ve gotten high with billionaires and drunk with the president of a country that most people can’t pronounce.

So all in all I think you should leave this job for me buddy.