I sexually Identify as a Sith Lord. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of oppressing natives and crushing rebel scum. People say to me that a person being connected to the Dark Side is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install midichlorians into my body to become attuned to the force. From now on I want you guys to call me “Darth Perseus” and respect my right to oppress and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re Rebel Scum and need to check your force privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.