A vegan diet is very Sigma.

I personally eat 2-3 vegans every week. I usually have them grilled or fried with vegetables.

They can be difficult to catch but I find if I attend local liberal political meet ups or feminist events and then lure individual vegans back to my apartment by telling them about burning man or my Bernie Sanders NFT collection. Then I just smash them on the back of the head and stick them in the freezer.