Ladies and Gentleman,

ukrainians are like brothers from another mothers, truly. so this is why i will need to hold a masters degree level class in the history of european conflicts during the 20th century for over 45 minutes on national television. let me begin

in 1918 lenin did a shit and cum and shortly after the soviet union was created.

in 1954 stalin sharted on the floor and ukraine did the stanky leg,

in 1991 trotsky was in paris when he said, “yo momma dead. dead as hell. what icbm she got on in the casket“

and that, my fellow brothers, is why we are clearly justified in killing everyone in ukraine.