Everyday I stare at the wall next to the TV and hear the ad for the computer shop play. They start talking about the best features for the PC. The tension grows with every nanosecond. My hands are shaking, and there it is, the peak of the day: “Windows 10….” is listed as one of the best features on the PC. I, still staring at the delicate texture of the drywall in front of me, start laughing like crazy. I was waiting for this ad for my entire life. Then I get up from my seat, take a sip of my coffee and then wipe my mouth. I then sit on the chair near my computer running lovely GNU/Linux and start writing copypastas on my LINUX PC. Linux is love, Linux is life.