Fuck it, STORYTIME: The King of Thailand, Maha Vajiralongkorn, lives in Germany, Bavaria, for the most of the time.

And apparently bro is riding his bike everywhere. Very humble guy. He loves to hang out in old Bavarian Pubs and Restaurants and shit.

So a few months ago, my homies’ cousins (they’re like 13) were playing in their garden with some soft-air BB guns.

And this mf KING OF THAILAND drives by their garden with his bodyguard, GETS FUCKING HIT BY A BB GUN AND FALLS OFF HIS BIKE.

Bro had to lay down on my homies cousins couch and chill for a while 😭😭 THEN THE FUCKING SEK (German special police force) came and had to check if everything was calm bc his bodyguard reported an assassination 💀💀💀