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you’re at a house party

it’s 17 Caucasians standing in a kitchen listening to Lizzo aggressively

all of them have ironic hair

one man is barefoot

he’s brought a theremin

why on earth

the host offers you a home brewed kombucha, but they call it “Booch” and tell you they’re polyamorous for no discernible reason

you say “wild”

somebody who looks like he has Pete Davidson diseases turns down the music to recite spoken word poetry over it

Theremin guy busts it out and matches the rhythm

everyone sits on the nasty floor

everyone except Anissa with the hula hoop

Anissa provides the much needed visual-flow element to the unsolicited Honky shenanigans

A fella rides up on a unicycle

He’s the Graphic Design professor at the local university

He’s with your girlfriend

They look happy

A tear falls into your booch and the cup starts glowing

the host trembles in terror

“you’ve awakened it…”