Why do i love hot pockets, i just love the succulent cheesy taste and the warm embrace of sausage that hits, its like having the best breakfast in the world wrapped up around some hashbrowns, if you love hot pockets then you’ll like their breakfast ones, hot pockets are just a quick pick me up and i will always love them as my go to breakfast item and no one can fucking stop me.

Deal with it you pussies, deal with it, i am the hot pocket king and you all sha’ll kneel before me and the hot pocket gods you assholes.