🍾🥂THREE! TWO! CUM! 🎊THE BIG NEW YEARS 🎊🎉BALLS 🍳🎾🎾ARE ABOUT TO DROP ⬇️ALL OVER YOUR FACE😫💦💧 THIS NEW YEAR! 🎆🎇A NEW YEAR MEANS A NEW YOU, BUT IF YOU’RE A DUMB BILLIONAIRE 💸💰🤑AND YOU HAVE CRABS🦀, THAT WONT GO AWAY DUMB BITCH ‼️🙅‍♀️LETS TAKE A LOOK👀 BACK 🔙AT 2022 NOTABLE FIGURE DEATHS 💀⚰️AND WHERE THEY ARE TODAY😽: POPE BENEDICT XVI📿 (NAZI PEDOPHILE ❌95, HELL🔥), KIRSTIE ALLEY (RACIST ACTRESS🤢: 71, HELL🔥), CHRISTINE MCVIE (ABSOLUTE ANGEL👼 :79, HEAVEN)😇, LESLIE JORDAN (ACTOR 76: HEAVEN😇), QUEEN ELIZABETH II 👸🏼(FORMER COLONIZER🔫: 96, HELL 🔥), LOTETTA LYNN (SINGER-SONGWRITER: 90, HEAVEN😇), COOLIO (RAPPER 59, GANGSTERS PARADISE🔫😇❤️), MIKHALI GORBACHEV (FORMER PIZZA HUT🍕🛖 SPOKESMAN📣: 91, HELL🔥), OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN💃 (ACTRESS/SINGER: HEAVEN😇), BARBARA WALTERS (THE VIEW, ASSHOLE, HELL 🔥). WHO WILL MAKE YHE LIST NEXT YEAR? 🧮TEXT 💬YOUR VOTE 🗳️TO: ☎️866-SUCKMYDICK! 🍆NEW YEARS COCKIN’ EVE IS CUMMING 😜AND ITS CUMMING 🤩🥵 QUICK! 🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃‍♂️ALL YOU HAVE 🗣TO DO IS WATCH 👁👄👁THE CLOCK 🕰️ STROKE 6️⃣9️⃣LMAO JK BUT FOR REAL, ALL YOUR BAD 😈BITCHES AND 👺COCK BROS ARE WAITING TO 👂HEAR YOUR NEW YEARS 💋RE-SLUT-LUTION! 💪ARE YOU TRYING TO WORK 🦾OUT SO YOU CAN FUCK😩😩 YOUR OLD GYM 🦵💪🏋️‍♂️TEACHER? HOW ABOUT IMPRESS 😈👄THE POOL BOY 🏊‍♂️🎱TO REPLACE YOUR INCOMPETENT 🎈HUSBAND? OR MAYBE GO TO THE 📚LIBRARY AND 💦CUM IN YOUR 👄FAVORITE 🦖🦕THESAURUS! WHATEVER IT IS 🤷‍♀️, IT WONT CUM TRUE 😇UNLESS 😉🤩YOU SEND THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣OF YOUR NEW YEARS WHORES! GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL DIE 😱😳ALONE IN 😬THE STREETS. 😵GET BACK 10 AND YOU’RE ON THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD 🤑🤑TO SUCCESS! 😎GET BACK 1️⃣5️⃣AND YOU’RE THE COOLEST CUNT OF 2023! GET BACK 2️⃣0️⃣ AND YOUR DREAM💭 WILL CUM💦 TRUE IN LESS THAN 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS!⏰ SO HURRY UP! FATHER 🚼♿️TIME NEEDS TO PUT HIS COCK 🍆‼️& BALLS ⁉️INTO THE NEAREST CIVILIAN 💃OR 2023 IS CANCELLED! ❌🙈🔞