ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴋᴀᴛ, ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ, ᴋɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʀ ʟʏɴ.


I ᴘʟᴀʏ ɢᴀᴍᴇs.


ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ʙʜᴏᴘᴘᴇʀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ.


ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅs.


ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ. (ʀᴀʀᴇʟʏ)


sʜᴇ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ.


ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ.


ᴍʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ɪs ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ. ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢʟᴀᴅʟʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴄs:ɢᴏ ᴋᴇʏs ᴀs ᴀ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ. <3


ɪ ᴅᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ, ᴀsᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ʀᴇᴄɪᴇᴠᴇ.

                    
ʜᴇ ɪs ᴍᴇʜ sʜᴀʀᴋɪᴇ ᴘᴏᴏ.


ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ.


ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇ. ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ʙᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ.


ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ. ɪ’ᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ.


ʜᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜᴛᴇsᴛ ʙᴏʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀ.


ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ, ɪ ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛ, ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ. ɪᴛ’s ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ.


ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜʀᴜɴ ɪɴ ɢᴀʀʀʏ’ ᴍᴏᴅ.


ʜᴇ’s ʜᴇʟᴘᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇs.


ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ᴅᴏ.


ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴsᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ. ᴘᴏssɪʙʟʏ ᴍᴀʏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ.


ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘs. ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛʀʏ.


ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ɢᴜʏ.


ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴜʀᴛꜰᴜʟ ᴘᴀsᴛ, ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛ ᴍʏ ꜰᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ɴᴏʀ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ʟɪꜰᴇ.


ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴏᴘᴇɴ, ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ sᴏᴍᴇ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋ ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴜsʜ ᴍᴇ.


ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴ ᴏʟᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀs ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ/ʀᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ, ɪᴛ’s ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏss.


ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʙʀɪᴛɪsʜ ᴄᴜᴛɪᴇ.


ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴇʟɪɴᴇ ᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇs.


ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ, ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ.


ɴᴏ, ᴍʏ ɪᴛᴇᴍs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴜᴘ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ.


ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴀʙʟᴇ ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ.


ʟᴇᴛ’s ɴᴏᴛ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ.. ɪ’ᴍ ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ.


ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ᴛᴏᴏ. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ.


ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ sɪɴɢʟᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴅ, ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀᴛs, ᴏᴋᴀʏ? ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜʀʀʏ. ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜰᴜʀʀɪᴇs, ʏᴇs, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ʙᴜᴛ I ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ꜰᴜʀʀʏ ᴍʏsᴇʟꜰ. sᴛᴏᴘ ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ.


ɪ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴘɪᴇ. ᴏʀ ᴄᴀᴋᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴄᴜᴘᴄᴀᴋᴇs. sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs. sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʜᴜʀᴛ.


ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʟᴇᴡᴅɪᴇ.


ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ/ɢᴏᴀʟ ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ ᴏɴ sᴛᴇᴀᴍ ɪs 150. ʜᴇʟᴘ ɪs ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ, ʙᴀᴅʟʏ. ɪ’ᴍ sᴏ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʟᴇᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ.


ʟᴇᴛ’s ʙᴇ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs. ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ (ᴇ)ʀᴘ. ɴᴏ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ. ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ.


ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ʜᴜɢᴇ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ – ǫᴜɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴɢᴇʀ – ɢᴇᴛs ᴜᴘsᴇᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴀʟᴍ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ.


ꜰᴀʀᴇᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴋɪssᴇs!