King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you, aforementioned individual, wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, which, when its energy is released via the process known as indigestion, would in most cases initiate the reaction in which the event known as release of dopamine shall take place within in my brain, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the aforementioned consumable.

Bach’s friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product which is located inside my comparatively large preservative device under one, only one, no more than one, no less than one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.

[King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire. What is entertaining of this exhibition, is that one would not expect an individual to be carrying one utensil this large, under ordinary circumstances.