Back when I was with my Ex and we were going over what kind of sex she enjoys and what kind of sex i’d be open to try I once brought up Oral and she cringed at me and said “Sweetheart Oral is what you give for romantic reasons.”

What is more romantic then sex? I then said Anal and she cringed again and said “I don’t know how women can enjoy Anal how can anyone like having something violently rammed up their butts?”

Because that is where the G-Spot is located. Why do you think most gay men are bottoms they know where the primary pleasure center is located. When we tried sex for the 1st time I was certainly enjoying it. I miss kissing. Call me a faggot but kissing is easily the best part about sex its the most relaxing and enjoyable part of the activity but apparently i’m a fucking awful kisser because my Ex goes and tells me I wasn’t sucking on her tongue well enough and it felt like I was trying to devour her mouth

Did I forget to mention this was my 1st time? Obviously i’m no expert but apparently i’m really bad at this. She also wanted me to finger her and I dunno how men enjoy this but this was easily the WORST part of sex. I felt like I was sticking my fingers in a bag of trash water is this normal? And men will go the extra mile and eat pussy when pussy water tastes fucking nasty it certainly smells nasty.