This is a classic case of biscuit fraud. Gentlemen, to the board room.

Note Exhibit A, the mug. A wide neck with a narrow base, a classic mug shaped mug. Note that the biscuit is wider than the base of the mug, Note that the biscuit is bent around the base of the mug to give the illusion that it’s a perfect fit. I put it to the court that this is a forgery. That biscuit has been tampered with!

The jury gasp. A woman faints. From the gallery, a baby cries in anguish.

I put it to you, OP, that you have poked, prodded and porked that biscuit into the mug in an attempt to hornswoggle this good court room.