Real life Peter Griffin here, you know what really grinds my gears? Fortnite. I mean what the hell? I’ll shoot a guy like a thousand times and then he shoots me back once and I die! Instantly! I mean what the hell, was he- was he born with like a shield up his ass? That’s some bullshit! And then everybody wants to go to freakin’ Tilted Towers all the time, you know. I feel more at home at Lonely Lodge. It’s like real life. I ge- I just sit in Lonely Lodge and wait for the storm to take me. A-A-And then, and then you can only get a squad of like three of your friends together cause the fourth never wants to play, A-A-A-and then it’s like the rando th-that joins your group e-ends up being the first one that dies! Cause he never goes to the same place your squad does, And then he- and he, he does some stupid maneuver, he go- he probably goes to Tilted Towers, gets shot immediately and then- and now we have three people. Or how about when you end up at the end of a cliff and you wanna slide down, you think you can make it but then it- it’s actually too steep, and you- and you.. die. And you die because you fell. And then when it’s finally my turn to pick what town we’re gonna land in, all of a sudden every other player in the freakin’ game starts dropping into the same freakin’ town! I want that damn purple shotgun, you piece of shit!
And that’s, what grinds my gears.