# TIFU by cumming on my ukulele

 today my fam & I decided to sit down and sing a little (we’re all quite musically inclined) and I just started playing the ukulele so I brought it along. We all sat on the floor on some pillows and we started singing a couple songs. Whatever, nothing special, we do it every sunday. but for some fucking reason i decided to put this ukulele RIGHT on my dick.

i started playing and the ukulele started vibrating with the music as it usually does and I didn’t really notice it much. but after a minute or so… my god, I had one hell of a boner (especially since it was vibrating very hard.

So now i had a raging boner while playing along to my sister’s awful rendition to a u2 song. great. but I powered on with the song, getting more and more anxious.

(not saying that I have some sort of massive cock my shorts were just a bit tight)

But here comes the worst part! if i took the uke away from dick in order to stop the stimulation, I would expose myself to my family.

so i ended up cumming on my ukulele mid song. yes it went through the shorts. after the song got over, i managed to get away without anyone noticing the cum on my shorts. but when i returned, the ukulele was covered in cum. and the whole family. was staring at it.

I didn’t even know what to say so i said it was snot and laughed it off but nobody believed it and everyone was super awkward for the rest of the night.

so if any kind soul willing to send me a plane ticket to a land far, far away, please pm.

TL;DR : i came on my ukulele in the middle of a family singing session and now i want to be swallowed by a hole.