He pissed on my fucking healthcare, that’s right, he took his orange little dick out and he pissed on my fucking healthcare and he said his dick was “this big” and I said “that’s disgusting”, so I’m making a callout post on my non-political subreddits. Donald Trump, you got a small dick, it’s the size of the fucks I give about sub rules except way smaller and guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. *boom* that’s right baby. all points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that it, looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my healthcare so guess what? I’m gonna fuck twitter! That’s right, this is what you get! *lazer piss sounds* MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on twitter, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON IDENTITY POLITICS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TRUMPANZEES!? I PISSED ON IDENTITY POLITICS YOU IDIOTS! You have 23 hours before piss the drrroplets hit the fucking earth. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.