This summer I was at the family cabin with my dad. He asked me to download a song we found on YouTube. So I went to a website to convert the video URL into MP3. An ad appeared saying there were hot MILFs within 100 meters of my vicinity. We looked around, and 100 meters in every direction was part of our property. So we loaded up my Mauser and went looking. And to our surprise, we found a MILF in the woods surrounding our cabin. I put the barrel of the rifle against her head and pulled the trigger. The round was a dud. She fought back. Then a moose appeared. He appeared to be horny. As the moose proceeded to attempt to hump the MILF’s brains out, I quickly extracted the dud round and put a new one in the chamber. I now only had one shot left. I took my shot, and the moose fell to the ground. My dad and I proceeded to skin the animal. We took the MILF back to the cabin and had a very nice dinner. So remember kids, always choose dinner over the pleasure of killing a THOT!