Why do captain falcon mains take so much goddamn pride in captain falcon. Like they admire him so much it’s disturbing. They always are like dude look at this fucking knee i pulled off it’s so amazing. Main look at my combo its astonishing. Holy shit. I 4 stocked that fox main with falcon. He’s viable now. I whack off to captain falcon because he’s my main in the melees. Well you know what. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. I main marth and sheik and i don’t go around telling people i love kawaii swordsmen and ninjas. I’m not like yeah. Marth and sheik are the best characters ever don’t hate. If you say marth or sheik sucks i don’t care. But you say one bad thing about captain falcon and you triggered someone so hard they have to show their falcon pride so much your eyes bleed. Captain falcon mains need to chill and understand jokes. And that their main is unviable. Fox mains don’t even take that much pride. But captain falcon players think they are the most special snowflakes in the world. Take some bleach falcon mains and shut up.