I was pretty cocky when I was younger.

I went on a date with a chick to a run down movie theater, we arrived an hour early. She drank peach schnapps that I smuggled in and I drank vodka with mountain dew.

Anyhow, the theater was empty, only the two of us and another dude. I convinced her to do the popcorn trick with me, we did and then we 69’d in the back of Subaru in the movie theater parking lot afterwards.

Not bad for a first date.