This is not an option. The only acceptable cake is filled with:

1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix

1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting

3/4 cup vegetable oil

4 large eggs

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

3/4 cup butter or margarine

1 2/3 cup granulated sugar

2 cups all-purpose flour

Don’t forget garnishes such as:

Fish-shaped crackers

Fish-shaped candies

Fish-shaped solid waste

Fish-shaped dirt

Fish-shaped ethylbenzene

Pull-and-peel licorice

Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment

Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)

1 cup lemon juice

Alpha resins

Unsaturated polyester resin

Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments

9 large egg yolks

12 medium geosynthetic membranes

1 cup granulated sugar

An entry called: “How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands”

2 cups rhubarb, sliced

2/3 cups granulated rhubarb

1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb

1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb

3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire

1 large rhubarb

1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb

2 tbsp. rhubarb juice

Adjustable aluminum head positioner

Slaughter electric needle injector

Cordless electric needle injector

Injector needle driver

Injector needle gun

Cranial caps

And it contains proven preservatives, deep-penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.