That’s true, I’ve been cumming ever since I was 10. After I got kicked out of being at school I knew I was a real alpha, so I began to teach myself, I thought very good for years until I realized I could attach a funnel to my dick and launch my fluid all over the neighborhood, beginning a new wet season unlike all that came before it. Girls scream when they see me, but before long they start chugging too. The local women’s league has named me Khan, in reference to Genghis khan, the most prolific breeder in history. I have laid with every woman in my county, and will soon be launching my attack on Montgomery, once I’ve finished there, the rest of the state will fall. I will be the American Cream Pie.