I’ve heard about “amogus” before. But I thought it was just another dumb meme that these childish ‘zoomers’ made up. But I just can’t stop nutting after seeing this “Among Us” ‘character’ all over the Internet. My pee-pee hole is swollen red from cumming so much and I think it’s dripping into my anal hole. It’s so hot and sticky, I might get an infection. I made a doctor’s appointment but they quickly cancelled it because they thought I was wasting their time by “memeing” (Another zoomer term). I’m basically a pregnancy machine and I have since donated 5 kilos of sperm to the National Sperm Bank of the United States. It is incredibly painful and my shaft is really sore. I can’t take it anymore, wherever I go, people look at my stained ripped jeans because I can’t stop moaning. We’ve been trying to find ways to store all the semen, but it’s just too much sperm to store in standard bags and bowls, so I’ve been in the garden for the past hour or so just cumming my dick off. After my nephew visited, he kept saying “When the impostor is sus!”; I asked him what it mean and he said it’s from “Among Us”. The second I heard that, I started cumming uncontrollably as my pants got filled with white substances I couldn’t even name. I quickly excused myself and put my dick inside the toilet so that I don’t drown the house in sperm. Please send help.