Limp Bizkit is my favorite band. I can relate to Fred Durst on an intellectual level. Not only that, but I love Fred Durst. I feel a sexual desire for him. Just looking at his hot face makes my cock grow. Just hearing him talk about the nookie makes me want to cum. He’s so fucking hot, I would love to have to have some steaming hot sexual encounters with him! I want to suck his dick and take it up my ass and feel his hot dog flavored water shooting inside of me like a heroin addict desires a needle full of the product. I cream every time I think of being used as Fred’s nookie. And before some bigoted piece of shit judges me for my views, it’s not cringy, it’s love! Who wouldn’t want Fred Durst’s redneck semen pumping into their asshole? Fred Durst can sexually assault me whenever he wants, and you’ll just poop out some more semen from our sexual encounter last night, because we double teamed on you. Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!