FEMA is coming to take us all by force. The cloud people told me so in my dreams yesterday at 3:59 PM. Our only hope is to ensure this high school dropout and functional alcoholic continues to bully children on the internet. Otherwise, we will all have pink dragon dildos surgically inserted in our rectal cavities by the Greys. Bow before your god. He has no equal. His antics and child mockery are legendary. The ancient Aztecs once predicted by way of the moon and stars that one day, a mentally handicapped man with a speech impediment and small penis would lead us out of the darkness and into the light of poorly executed cyberbullying. Hail to thee, o mighty coward! Hail!