The principal wiped his brow and said “You can’t go around not addressing people by their pronouns.” Jimmy rolled his eyes and said “Mr principal, I identify as ‘technically correct’ and I say I don’t have to use other people’s made up pronouns.” The principal’s face squished together and turned as pink as a the pussy hat he wore at his last protest. “Now listen here ‘Technically correct!’ you can’t expect others to address you by your pronoun if you refuse to address others by theirs!” Jimmy smiled and said “Mr. Principal! Are you saying i’m NOT ‘technically correct?’ I’m shocked. I’m going to need you to apologize for that.”