Qualifications: Mature gay guy and expert on male sexual performance 🙂

I have seen lots of guys ejaculate over the years – a fair few in person and probably several thousand in porn.

Ejaculatory performance varies widely between men, in terms of volume, duration and force – the latter usually equating with distance. As with most things about human physiology, these things tend to follow a normal distribution – a bell-shaped curve – when charting the value of an attribute (horizontal axis) against the numbers of men who display it (vertical axis).

Guys to the left of the peak (which denotes the average volume, duration or distance) are what I call ‘oozers’ and ‘dribblers’; they don’t shoot very far, if at all (i.e. no more than 10 cm or so from a standing position with their dick lying on a horizontal surface). But their ejaculations might still be quite copious and prolonged, so it’s not a total disappointment…

In the middle, at the peak or average, you have the ‘sprinklers’ and ‘squirters’, who can shoot up to around 50 cm.

Further to the right, as the curve drops down again, you are in the territory of the ‘shooters’. These guys can shoot up to a metre or more; they can easily hit themselves in the face or decorate the wall behind their head if they are lying face-up on a bed while cumming.

And at the upper tail-end of the bell-curve you have what I call the ‘super-shooters’. These guys are truly impressive! In a standing position, they can shoot several metres horizontally. Lying on their backs on a bed, they could probably hit the ceiling, as a friend of mine once boasted that he could (and as another poster on here recounts) – although said friend’s bed was on the mezzanine floor of a loft apartment, so the ceiling was probably less than two metres above his bed… And if they combine great distance with very copious and prolonged ejaculations (as many super-shooters do, in my experience), they are what I call ‘super-ejaculators’. When you watch these guys, you think ‘Where the hell is all that spunk coming from?! And when is he actually going to stop cumming?!’ (Some of these guys seem to ejaculate for around 15 seconds or more, averaging around one good strong blast per second before they begin to dry up and slow down). And before anyone claims that this is just porn companies using trick editing and fake spunk to make ejaculations look more spectacular, I should state that I prefer porn companies whose films are characterised by honesty and realism, and which don’t resort to such cheap tricks – or, indeed, need to, because they employ guys who are physiologically gifted in this area. The ejaculation scenes are filmed continuously, from a single camera angle (rather than from several different angles that could then be spliced together to give the impression that the ejacuation was longer or more copious than it actually was), and in full-frame, so you can see where and how far the guy is shooting. (Though some porn producers will often follow the initial ejaculation scene with a replay of it from another camera angle, in close-up and slow motion, so that viewers can really savour every erotic gush, throb and twitch of it 🙂 ). If you don’t believe that these super-ejaculators actually exist in real life, then I can only conclude that you have led a rather sheltered sex life (if you are a straight woman or a gay man, at least), and probably haven’t had enough sexual partners, or watched enough porn, to have come across one of these guys (yet). (I’d love to post some videos of these guys on here, to prove the veracity of my claims about them, but this would probably infringe the copyright restrictions of the producers concerned – as well as, I suspect, the T&Cs of Quora 🙂 .)

I should probably state that between my teens and late forties, I was a super-shooter myself (as I am posting this anonymously, this is not exactly a boast, so I have no reason to to lie, do I?); I could easily shoot over my head when lying down, and could cum for 10 to 15 seconds before drying up – though I was never quite in the same league as some of the super-ejaculators I have seen in porn. (A casual sexual partner of mine (one-night-stand I met in a nightclub – young, blond, Italian, v-e-r-y cute) once remarked, in a tone of shock, awe and – I hope – admiration, ‘Oh my God! You come like a horse!’ I didn’t think to ask him how many horses he had seen ejaculating, but I guess that might have spoiled the moment….) I could also have three or more orgasms in a single ‘session’, depending on how aroused or tired I was. Now, in my late fifties, my orgasms are not as frequent (one’s libido does tend to decline with advancing years…), and my ejaculations are not as copious, prolonged or forceful, sadly. But that’s probably a good thing; if I ever had another ejaculation as powerful and brain-fryingly intense as the ones I had when I was at my sexual peak, it would probably kill me from a stroke or coronary…