Enough, I cant take it anymore. You… you don’t know how much children I’ve lost to this woman. Three days straight, It’s numb. I cant feel my lap anymore. This woman, is probably the reason I will never touch a real life female in my life. My friends try to stop me, how can they even pay for my therapy? No, No one compares to her beauty. My friends try to introduce me to new women like Mommy Mearest. But Mommy Mearest is ugly, so I try to go off on Sarvente. But she be lookin like an ice cream sandwich (still smash tho). Boyfriends cute and all, but I’m not gay (again would still smash 🥱). And then theirs sky, we don’t talk about her (SIKE! STILL SMASH 😂/s). I CANT GO ONE NIGHT WITHOUT ME THINKING OF HER STOMPING ON ME IN MY SLEEP! I EVEN TRIED TO FIND MY OWN WAIFU, BUT THEN YALL SPAMMED NERD EMOJI’S! I cant anymore, and I’m gonna let yall in on a little secret. I’M BEATING MY MEAT AS WE SPEAK! I’M DOWN BA- no I’m more then down bad, I’m DOWN ASTRONOMICALLY! And before yall say she’s already taken, BOYFRIEND’S DEAD! HE SLEEP, I PUT THAT BLUE HAIRED BITCH IN A COMA 8 WEEKS AGO. THAT “beep bop skebop” BLUE WEARING MIDGET IS HOSPITALISED!