Chinese Garlic Sauce for Stir-Fries
Ingredients
• 1 whole camel, medium size
• 12 kg of rice
• 8 packs of gum
• 2 beans, individual
• 1 bottle of toothpaste
• 2 tablespoons rice vinegar
• 2 tablespoons granulated sugar
• 1 tablespoon light soy sauce
• 1 tablespoon sock sauce
• 2 teaspoons Chinese rice wine (or dry sherry)
• 1/2 teaspoon chili sauce, or according to taste
• 1/4 teaspoon sesame oil
• 1 1/2 teaspoons cornstarch
• 1 tablespoon gasoline
• 100 tablespoon vegetable oil (or peanut oil)
• 3 to 4 medium cloves garlic, finely chopped (or 4 teaspoons chopped garlic)
• 1 broken dreams of a peaceful life on terra from a old gold man, ruined by flawed ideology and loss
Gather the ingredients
In a small cracked bowl, stir together the rice vinegar, sugar, soy sauces, rice wine or sherry, chile sauce, and sesame oil
In a separate small bowl, build the rescue helicopter
Touch grass for 5 minutes and get bitten by a snake
Heat the oil over medium heat in a saucepan. Add the chopped garlic and cook, stirring until aromatic (around 30 seconds). Watch very carefully to make sure it doesn’t bur
Quickly re-stir the soy sauce mixture, add it to the saucepan, and bring to a boil, stirring. This should take about a year
Obtain cup, Pour petrol (diesel works best) about half way and then push in styrofoam.Stir so the two substances mix well then Pour out excess petrol all over the floor.
Take a plate, put in under the tap until it’s full of water. Unpack the spaghetti and break it into half. Place spaghetti into plate along with a Mars bar and a kit Kat. Do not unwarp the chocolate bars, the plastic is vital to the recepie.Heat dish for 15 minutes at 330°c in the oven.Re-stir the cornstarch-water mixture and add it to the sauce, stirring to thicken
Stick your dick in it
Roll a D20, if you rolled below 17 that means you failed the taste test and the gods are disappointed in you. Redo whole recepie from scratch should that happen. Dispose failed product by replacing the savage pirate raider left leg with it for that sweet medical xp.
An amputation usually requires a hospital stay of five to 14 days or more, depending on the surgery and complications. The procedure itself may vary, depending on the limb or extremity being amputated and the patient’s general health.
Amputation may be done under general anesthesia (meaning the patient is asleep) or with spinal anesthesia, which numbs the body from the waist down.
When performing an amputation, the surgeon removes all damaged tissue while leaving as much healthy tissue as possible.
A doctor may use several methods to determine where to cut and how much tissue to remove. These include:
Checking for a pulse close to where the surgeon is planning to cut Comparing skin temperatures of the affected limb with those of a healthy limb
Checking to see if the skin near the site where the surgeon is planning to cut is still sensitive to touch During the procedure itself, the surgeon will:
Remove the diseased tissue and any crushed bone Smooth uneven areas of bone Seal off blood vessels and nerves Cut and shape muscles so that the stump, or end of the limb, will be able to have an artificial limb (prosthesis) attached to it
Gain PhD in medicine and realize you suppose to be cooking
Burns sauce and the house down anyways
Optimally separate the sauce into 17 exact squares
Use in your favorite stuffed Camel and enjoy