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This? No.
This? No!
This? Only if that’s what you’re into.(Vine boom sfx)
Balls are delicate(Vine boom sfx), sensitive(Vine boom sfx), easy to damage(Vine boom sfx). Someone’s taken a chunk out of that one(Loud Vine boom sfx). That’s why I use The Lawn Mower 4.0. It’s got SkinSafe Technology with a replaceable ceramic blade so you can trim with confidence. It’s got an LED light so you can always see what you’re doing. Lights please! And what’s more, it’s got a wireless charging system and it’s waterproof. You can even drop it in your pint. You wouldn’t want to drink it though. It’s got pubes in it.(Vine boom sfx)
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