Dear /x/,

My fingers smell like a FUCKIN bopnfire but i aint have no FUCKIN bonfires until the fall so idk.
I mean my wife aint put out in easy over a year but still it aint like im goin out FUCKIN fingerin burning piles of wood
I heard yalls were kinda like the ghost experts or hunters of the internet so i came toask your opinions.
Also hear strange noises at night? Daughter is pregnant with first and she just watched that faggy vampire movie w/ the dad last month.
A fat belly. Maybe an antichrist thing going on? Any help would be appreicated.

Love, Richard (m39), Deborah (f41), and our daughter Cathy (f20)