I’m gonna stay a virgin forever let me tell you why.

I don’t wanna have sex, I still have My v-card, Because having sex sounds gross, Plus the women could Poke holes in the condom, So ya Plus I never wanna have sex cause, relationships don’t last forever, and I don’t want the girl to Poke holes in the condom and make me be the parent and have to pay the bills for life, Or get accused of rape, which that would be hell. So ya #virginforlife.