I can’t believe it – I killed someone’s son out of sheer malice and now their entitled parents are pressing charges against me! It’s like, hello? Don’t they know that I’m the victim here?! It all started when I was walking down the street one day, minding my own business. Out of nowhere comes this kid running up to me and he says “Hey! What are you doing?” So naturally, being the mature adult I am, I decided to take matters into my own hands and teach him a lesson about respecting his elders by killing him right then and there. Little did I know that this kid had super entitled parents who would press charges against me for taking away their beloved son in such a cruel way. Can you believe it?! All because of some misguided sense of justice these people have, they think they can just sue anyone who takes away what belongs to them – even if it’s something as valuable as life itself! Seriously though… Is nothing sacred anymore?! You can’t even go around teaching lessons without getting sued or worse yet having your life ruined over some petty thing like a dead child? It’s beyond ridiculous at this point. At any rate, it looks like these entitled parents will be getting their way after all since they’ve already pressed charges against me for killing their precious little boy out of pure malice – which isn’t fair at all if you ask me!