Hi so I’m 22F and I have been affected by the pandemic worse than you! (My PMs are closed. I don’t want to see your garbage hoax dick.)

In February 2020, I decided to be a police officer! It seemed like a fast way to die. I was researching the job and building myself up to apply. I was practicing the skills required to rank up in pay grades. And then George Floyd had to go throw himself under a cop and the whole world exploded. All I wanted to do was carry a badge so I could ~~MURDER~~ HELP PEOPLE and now they’re defunding my shit left and right. Being a police officer is SCARY, alright?

It’s fine. It’s fine. *I’m fine.*

After a few months of LITERALLY SITTING ON MY ASS, I thought: what do nurses do? They help people, right? It’s a pandemic, so they die real quick too. Maybe I’ll be a nurse. I looked up the schools in my area. I did the math on how much it would cost. I decided to think about it for a couple more weeks until I was sure.

Today was the day. ~~I applied for nursing school so that I could die a valiant death.~~ I discovered that the nursing school I selected is PERMANENTLY CLOSED BECAUSE OF COVID. Now how will I die?

TODAY I realized that Trump is right and the virus is a GARBAGE HOAX. It’s an elaborate plot to RUIN MY LIFE. Ya’ll are teaming up against me and the cheeto in chief. I SEE YOU WHISPERIN. The murder of George Floyd, systemic racism, perpetual violence against black people, a pandemic, bodies piling up, social distancing and face masks… DON’T YOU SEE? **I’M** THE VICTIM HERE.

Honestly I just want to get ~~hit by a truck.~~ over this shit. Take me away President Traddy Dump Truck, I surrender.