My weird dreams about Lukashenko

For whatever reason I have a lot of goofy dreams about Belarus or Lukashenko and I wanted to share some of my favorite ones here.

Back in October 2021, I had this dream where I was in Belarus because Lukashenko was hosting this massive Christmas party with like, thousands of attendees, including literally everybody from my school. Now if you wanted to go to the event, you had to check into the party’s giant hotel and be 18 years old or older. I believe the party itself was in a hockey stadium that was connected to the hotel.
Wearing any red or white on your outfit was STRICTLY PROHIBITED and would immediately get you kicked out. I did not have any money to check into a hotel room, and I was only 16, but my clothes were fine so I felt like I was good to go because I was unaware of the first two rules.
A little later, I hopped into one of the hotel’s elevators, but then Lukashenko himself walks into the same elevator, he glanced at me, looking displeased.
The first question he asked me was “where are your parents?” And I responded by saying that I am an adult because I am 18 (even though this was a lie). He responded with the same question but I said the same thing.
When we got out of the elevator I was asking him if I can go to the party. He inspected my outfit, which was an informal athletic shirt and pants which were dark gray, green, and orange. Although I passed for not having any red or white, he said I still couldn’t go because it was not an appropriate outfit. 😭😭 HE DIDN’T LET ME ATTEND so I just left the building after he saw me from the escalator a little later.

Like a month later I had this dream where there was a very small group of 40-ish opposition protestors demonstrating right in front of Lukashenko himself. He was just watching them chant stuff at him, frustrated but unusually chill.
Then, the WEIRD SHIT happens. Out of nowhere, AN ARMED BLACK BABY CONFRONTS HIM AND THEY BOTH SHOOT AT EACH OTHER!! They both died but I remember seeing a bunch of Polish people celebrating his death on the news.

One time I had a dream where Lukashenko was a teacher at my school.

This one was a minor one but there was some kind of dictators’ convention at a mall food court and Lukashenko was one of the attendees.

One time I had lunch with Lukashenko, I don’t really remember this one well.