How to get a girlfriend (Follow up to my “I GOT A GIRLFRIEND” post)

Previous post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/mtd8bm/i\_got\_a\_girlfriend/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/mtd8bm/i_got_a_girlfriend/)

Hello love-seekers, welcome to my guide.

 1. It takes patience, talk to them everyday, and don’t let the conversation die down (But don’t push it too much, it can lead to failure , let it be talking in IRL, on call or in texts.
2. Complement them. But only say honest things: for example “You look great today” if she took extra effort to get ready that day, or “Your hair is really nice and soft” if you can see that she takes care of her hair. Also compliment not only her physical traits but also her personality, for example: “You are very smart, hardworking, kind”
3. Be funny. I understand this may not be easy for some idiots on here that just say “haha get rick rolled noob funny poopy”, but try to make smart jokes. Look on r/cardsagainsthumanity for some real funny shit. But make the jokes at the right time, like if her grandmother died, don’t say: “Well, you have another one”.
4. Listen to them. Really listen to what they have to say, pay attention to what they tell you. And reply to it with your real opinion, you want them to like you for who you are, not for some fake personality.
5. Talk to them about personal things. If you have any family problems, (Ok I can’t think of anything personal but just pretend I did)
6. Don’t rush it. Take your time, it won’t just happen 2 days, 7 hours, 43 minutes and 21 seconds after you start talking to her. I was talking to this girl for months on end, and it looked like nothing was going to happen
7. Give physical and emotional support. If they are sad, hug them and try to help their problem, they will really appreciate it!
8. Treat them like a human being, don’t treat them like a goddess, they are not. (By u/ i lost the person pls send me a message)
9. If they aren’t meeting you half way save yourself the emotional embarrassment and leave them. Obviously at first it’ll be one sided but if it doesn’t quickly turn into equal care it’s not worth it. (By u/ i lost the person pls send me a message)
10. Love yourself before you love a partner, getting in a relationship when you can’t even bare your own personality *WILL* lead to a trainwreck. (By u/ i lost the person pls send me a message)

TLDR: Read the whole post you lazy bugger

 Ok thank you for coming to my TED Talk, now you have what it takes to get a girlfriend. This might work on genetically modified sheep but it is not confirmed!

Edit: Feel free to write any suggested modification to this text down below!

Edit 2: Don’t do self pity, for example: “Oh I can never get a girlfriend!”

Edit 3: Make it clear you are available (Don’t say it outright, hint at it)

Edit 4: I can’t believe I have to say this but this DOES NOT GUARANTEE YOU A GIRLFRIEND