Huh? What did you just say to me? Why don’t you look me right in the eye and say that again? There it is! You suckkkk! That is always what people say when they’re mocking choco-mint lovers! Because for some reason even though it’s your garbage palettes fault you can’t eat choco-mint, you cowards are always so quick to slam the mint! “Oh WeIrD, iSn’T iT jUsT tOoThPaStE?” Then inevitably these stupid jerks always go “No WaY tHaT cAn Be GoOd, WhY dOn’T yOu JuSt EaT tOoThPaStE tHeN?” MORONS! TOOTHPASTE ISN’T SOMETHING YOU EAT!!! Can you even imagine it? How infuriating it is to be to be mocked by idiots who don’t know the difference between toothpaste and food???!!! But you know what I really can’t stand? The sheer arrogance of those people who thinks it’s actually ok to persecute whatever they don’t understand! That’s right! We choco-mintians have been abused for far to long! We’ve suffered abuse that stems from a lack of understanding! When choco-mint first made its way, as ice cream, into Japan from distant continents, it’s sales were initially poor due to its intense disturbing colour and fresh unique flavour… and yet we choco-mintians, amidst much bias and prejudice, slowly grew in numbers due to many years of effort. Now the flavour is praised as invigorating, even social media worthy! With more cafes serving delicious choco-mint sweets and more varieties of choco-mint yumminess on grocery store shelves with every passing year. EVEN SO, the palette poor anti choco-mint brigade still chooses ignorance! RISE O CHOCO-MINTIANS, TURN YOUR SADNESS INTO ANGER AND TAKE YOUR STAND! You hate it, admit it! Think about this! It sucks when people mock your favourite game when they’ve never played and know nothing about it, isn’t that true? Beside, you got the whole thing backwards! I want you to listen carefully, mint doesn’t taste like toothpaste, toothpaste tastes like mint, IDIOT! Never mind those losers with no taste, I LOVE CHOCO-MINT UNTIL I DIE! Thank you so much yummy choco-mint. With the very first bite, the sharp refreshing mint flavour fills every part of your mouth, the gentle notes of sweet chocolate slowly fading into the distance and that bright yet somehow soothing feeling makes you wanna take another bite immediately, no matter what anyone says, choco-mint… is life!