Shut up I’m not “back” you fucking commie I’m “Sarah”

People keep calling me “back” and saying they’re dad or mom and they’re not even my fucking parents!!! I’m getting so fucking annoyed I wanna fucking throw myself down the stairs at 30mph every time I hear “hi back I’m dad/mom”

Like it’s a billion years old joke the fucking cavemen said “hi ooga I’m booga” this is the future anprims want!!! Stop making that fucking joke!